So without further ado I present you the
The adventures of Puttana, the Whore and the Cock!!!
When we first arrived at the whores house the cock was waiting for us. After getting the children to bed we got busy having fun with our new cock. First we gave it a beer and a few smokes.
After a few hours of drinking and smoking our cock got hungry so he attacked the freshly baked brownies.
He then got a little frisky and found himself a shaved pussy
After that our cock was exhausted and went to bed. In the morning he was up and ready for some breakfast. Nothing better than some Tim Hortons in the morning. He was a happy cock.
After a nutritious breakfast our cock wondered over to the kitchen. Thats where he met his soul mate and fell in love.
He had her sizzling in no time
We then took our Cock on a road trip to the Whores cabin
On the way we found him some semeyn
And stopped to visit his momma
After getting up to the cabin we did a bit of food shopping to stock up for the week. Gabbi grew an attachment to our cock so she took the job of showing him around the supermarket.
While there he had the honor of meeting Captain Morgan himself!!!!
That got him very excited!!!!
The rest of that day was spent settling into the cabin. The following day we took our Cock to the beach on Lake Michigan.
The kids had so much fun playing with him. They buried themselves in the sand and then our cock.
The burying of the cock caused a few fractures in our cock so for the rest of the trip we had to take special care of our cock. We did not want to break it completely making it totally useless.
The rest of that night we roasted marshmallows and relaxed.
The following day we headed on over to MacWoods dune rides. Our cock really enjoyed this adventure. Here he is with the Whore on the scooter waiting to have his ride. He loves rides.
Here he is relaxing with us on the dunes
We also visited the little Sable Point Lighthouse that day. He loved how erect in to the sky the lighthouse was.
Then once again we spent the day on the beach.
The next day we visited another lighthouse and some more beaches. We finished the day with a visit to Hooters (request of the Cock)
Cock likes it HOT
Here he is posing with the kids and the Hooters ladies.
By the end of that night the Cock was not in good condition. His fractures were quickly turning in to full breaks. We decided he needed to rest for a while so we spent a few days on the beach.
Our Cock would like to thank you for reading about his journeys and leave you with this final message